Minnie DD Name: My name is Minnie and I put the pee in precious. Wait. That wasn t a nice thing to say right off the bat. Rewind. Hewoe, my name is Minnie like a pearl of the oyster of the world. That s better. I am named Minnie because I am the smallest of my litter. *whispers, okay captain obvious to herself* Minnie s Pearl of Wisdom: Every time you wish that your dog really could talk, remem...